Routine with Ben/Birth Plans!

Caution - Not for young children! Rated R


Hey everyone! Sorry for the caution, just don't want people under 18 reading this post because it is quite inappropriate! I have gotten some requests to talk about my days alone with Ben when the kids aren't home! You all know Ben has off once a week and that is the day my mom takes the kids and gives us alone time! It's very important to stay bonded and connected with your husband. First, we wake up and have our morning kitchen routine, see my second post for that! Then, we head to the bathroom! We bond together by stripping down and peeing in the tub together, and then turn on the water and do "things" in the tub! Last night we decided that that time in our routine will also include birthing practice! I have decided to have a home birth, I had my other babies in a hospital and I didn't like that, it was to open! Having a baby should be a private thing just between my husband and I. I am also planning on a water birth! We are practicing in the tub every night, and decided to add this practicing to our bath time routine once a week! I am actually due in 6 weeks, but my doctor said I could pop any day now! So when we practice, I push and (Ben will be in the bath with me) pretends to get the baby out! So back to our routine! After bath time we stay naked and have another pee session together, this time in the trashcan! We both go at the same time and our pee mixes together, it's beautiful to watch! Then, we head to our ratty old couch bed and do "things". Very R rated things! We make lunch together (still bare naked) and feed each other while I sit on his lap, trying to stay as close as possible during this whole routine! After lunch we burn of the calories in our bedroom, getting frisky ;) Around 3pm we have to get dressed because that's when the kids get home!

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When the Kids Get Bad

What I do to punish the kids when they don't listen or interrupt my love life has been a widely requested post as well! Sometimes, I won't pee with the kids and all of that stuff, when they are naughty and won't listen to me I sometimes make them to their pee routines all by themselves! It's not much of a bonding experience, so I miss watching them. When they talk back, I always use the same punishment! Spanking. I spank the kids usually about once a week, and they never talk back since I started! It's just a sometimes thing, which I'm glad about! When they interrupt Ben and I french kissing in our morning kitchen routine, I get mad! I want time with my wonderful husband who is a very good kisser! I specifically tell the kids don't get up until 7, if you are up early do sukodo, read novels about the civil war, or play simon says with your siblings! Sometimes they even walk into our room at the beginning of the night when we are making love, so they get upset sometimes they don't understand what's happening! We usually let them watch for a bit, though, so they get used to it! It's great for them to learn for the future. This was a short post, kinda a failure, because our kids are usually good so we don't have many punishments!

Clothing!

I have a new idea! Everytime a post hits 2000 views and 1700 comments, I will post again! My posts will all come out of your suggestions, except daily posts about my day! So this post is going to be about clothing my kids wear! I'm going to talk about each season.

Fall - In the fall time, I usually dress the kids in layers! Julian and Morgan are 8 and going into 3rd grade, they turn 9 in September! Julian is even wearing a bra now, she is a 32A! Morgan is a 30A. I developed early, so I always knew my girls would! So in the fall Julian wears a bra, thick strap camisole, (I'm all about modesty) a short sleeve and a zip-up! Sometimes she will just wear a bra, thick strap camisole, and a sweatshirt though, or just a short-sleeve! I don't let the girls wear v-necks, usually just Old Navy shirts that are very modest but still cute! Our dress code doesn't allow sweatpants or anything so Julian usually just wears skinny jeans! Morgan, on the other hand, is a different story! She won't let me dress her in pants or anything casual, it has to be fancy! Usually a bra, thin strapped camisole, (she has smaller breasts so it's okay to wear that) and a tee! She even wears v-necks, because she begged and begged! She wears a printed skirt, but it has to hit 3 inches above her ankle. My rule used to be 2 inches, but she begged it to be brought up to 3! Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra nice, I let her wear a tank with a sweater! Such a treat.

Winter - Winter time is much simpler! Julian wears pretty much the same, except for long sleeved tees instead of short sleeved tees! Morgan is similar, too, except she wears leggings with her skirts and sweaters with her tees. She occasionally will wear a thick winter woolen turtleneck dress, though! Morgan adores turtlenecks, but gets made fun of at school for it.

Spring - Spring is much different! Julian wears short sleeve with a sweater, she likes to be a little dressier in the spring! Morgan wears dresses in the spring almost every day, always short sleeved though and not too much of a v-neck! She can not show any cleavage or boys will stare. Even though she is only 3, boys still do that! I went through boys going up and touching my boobs, sometimes even at recess corner me and pull up my shirt or pull down my pants! I was in 3rd grade at that time, so I'm extra careful with my girls and their development and how it tempts the boys.

Summer - I have very strict rules for summer! The girls cannot wear spaghetti straps, only thick tanks! The girls dress similar, short that have to go down to their knees, or a skirt that goes down 3 inches above your ankle!

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Rewards

Hey everyone! So my last post got 1237 views, which is a personal record! This post has been requested too, but only by 239 people! I decided to do it now, when I have some free time before I got visit Julian in the hospital again! My kids are mostly good, so these rewards are usually an every day thing!
1. Extra fun pee time! In the morning routine, when they kids all pee in the bath together, it's a treat for me and Ben to join in!
2. Extra fun bath time! When the kids take baths, sometimes Ben and I join in as a treat! The kids love it, we sometimes even make out in the bath.
3. Sleeping in until 7:03 instead of 7!
4. 2 extra chocolate chips in the pancake!
5. We cuddle on our trampoline in the rain.
6. The kids love reading innapropriate books, so I read them 3 pages of Breaking Dawn!
7. Kids love chewing on metal, so I give them each a piece to chew on for about 7 minutes!
8. Playing dress up in my closet!
9. I pee in the trashcan while they pee in the toilet or the sink! (aka joining in on the peeing festivities)
10. Drinking soda!

Things Ben and I do to reward each other through a hard day at work/home!
1. Extra french kissing time
2. Licking each other's finger nails
3. Sucking on each others toes
4. Making out in the bathtub
5. Making love in the bathtub together, with water running and all!

Morning Routine!

This video got 783 requests on my last post, in only 2 hours! I can't believe you guys, you are amazing :) The second post I ever did talked about my routine with Ben before the kids wake up, but I'm going to continue starting when they wake up! I have a rule, the kids must come out no earlier than 7:00! That gives Ben and I time to do our french kissing in the kitchen first, to get ready for the day! If the kids wake up earlier than that they can't come out for anything, they can just do something quietly in their room like soduko or read historical novels about the Civil War! When the come out together, ready for breakfast, Ben usually makes breakfast! Each day of the week we have a breakfast schedule! Monday we have oatmeal with strawberries and blueberries and orange juice, Tuesday we have whole-wheat chocolate chip pancakes with a whipped cream and water (a treat! unhealthy but delicious), Wednesday we have home-maid gluton free waffles with strawberries and orange juice, Thursday we have scrambled eggs with sausage and fruit juice, and Friday we have cereal with cranberry juice! Breakfast is over by 7:30, usually while they eat I pick out their clothes for the day! But first we go through our bathroom morning routine. Ben leaves for work at 7:30, so he isn't here for this, it's just me and my 4 kids in the bathroom together! First, we all strip down out of our pajamas, naked! I will join in if the kids were especially good the night before. We all pee at the same time, you must wonder how, but I definitely make it work! The girls pee in the bath together! I just sit them on the floor of the bath, and they just let the pee fly! I wipe them down with a wet towel afterwards, just to get clean! Then they sit on the counter and watch the boys go! The boys share the toilet, in the morning they each stand on a stool on different sids of the toilet a pee! Sometimes they do miss the toilet though, which isn't good! I pee in the tub with the girls sometimes, if they are good and want me to! Then I wipe down the boys and everyone is clean! That is what we normally do, but if the kids are especially good we will all sit, naked, in the tub together and pee at the same time! That's only if they are really good though! So after that we go to their rooms and I dress them! Then we go back to the bathroom and take turns brushing their teeth! That's our morning routine, comment requests below! :)

Nightly Routine!

This post has been widely requested, I still can't believe how popular my blog is getting! I get at least 1000 views on each post and at least 700 comments! Thanks so much everyone :) So our nightly routine starts after dinner! After we finish dinner around 6:30, the kids play! It varies all of the time between hid and go seek, tag, or George Washington Fun board game! Usually I will play with them, or Ben. At 7:30 we give them their baths, we have 2 bathrooms, and one of each takes a pair of twins and baths them! It sounds weird, but its true ;) Our bath routine is this. I undress the kids myself, they aren't the best at it! For the girls, I lift a kid onto the toilet to pee, and sit the other kid in the sink to pee! For the boys, I let them practice their aim and choose to pee in the toilet, trashcan, sink, or tub! After they finish peeing I put them in the bath and turn the water cold! I always have used cold water, it is better for your skin and all! I scrub them with Dove soap, and then shampoo their hair! After that I let them play for a few minutes while I pee or something! They don't mind seeing me naked, it's normal for them! Sometimes I even will join them in the bath, naked. They love that and usually like to play with me and all! That's only for a treat when they have been extra good, though. After playing, I get them out and we do stretches for a few minutes to loosen up our joints! I towel them off and braid their hair, only the girls I braid their hair, of course! They walk to their rooms naked, usually go say hi to daddy first though! Then I get them dressed and out in the living room! I read stories, usually educational, and then take them to pee one more time! The nighttime pee routine is much different. It's more calming. For the boys, they both pee in the toilet at the same time. For the girls, they usually don't have to go so they watch me pee first and then I sit them both on the toilet, facing each other, and they pee at the same time! It's a great bonding experience for them. After that I get them tucked in and kisses and all, and Ben and I make out at the end of their beds for a few minutes to calm them even more and get them really to sleep! So that's our nightly routine for the kids, comment if you want a morning routine :)

Good News!

Yesterday afternoon, Julian's memory came back! I actually wasn't there when it happened, neither was Ben! She was just in her room with a nurse, and woke up from sleep crying and wanting her mommy and daddy! I was so relieved when I got a call from the nurse, and Ben and I drove down there as fast as week could! When we arrived we showered her with hugs and kisses but she was still really scared and didn't remember how she got her head injury. (that's normal though, most people don't!) So we calmed her down my making out on the chair next to her bed, and she also loves when Ben and I lick each others face! So we did that for about half an hour, we were all enjoying ourselves when the nurse came in and said we had to leave because Julian needed to sleep! So we said goodbye and all and headed back home, our kids had missed us because we haven't been home much the past few days! When we got home there was a message from my mom, she took the kids to a waterpark to get their mind off things! I was so happy, now Ben and I could lick each others ears in complete privacy in our bedroom! The kids came home around 4, and I had dinner ready at 5! I made ham and cheese roll-ups with apples, cucumbers, tomatoes, and corn on the cob! Oh, the kids also had applesauce. After dinner I played with the kids until bedtime, and Ben got them their baths while I did some work! After we put them to bed we both had a lot of work to do, I had been missing a lot, same with him! Comment below if you want more daily posts like this :)